ski runner

jerking off two guys at the same time. the motion of your hands looks like you are skiing hence the term.

-Yo you hear that alyssa jerked 2 guys at once
-yea she's a ski runner

by afnjklsdnf January 12, 2010

jib runner

One who runs his jib/mouth. A mouthpiece or know it all. Originated by a fine young man with a sweet mullet in the city of North Battleford saskatchewan. 1988 was the year. The term is making a big comeback as of late.

Look at this fucking guy!! Big time jib runner never shutting his mouth!!

by RusstheMuss November 7, 2021

Box Runner

The person gathering the Sudafed pills (Pseudoephedrine) in order to make Meth.

The Box Runner needs to hit every Pharmacy within 15 miles in order to get enough Sudafed for this batch of Meth.

by starrchild December 31, 2010

Homestar Runner

A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!

Homestar Runner is the best thing ever!!

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004

runners fee

The common practice or procedure of a uniformed Police Officer kicking a suspect in the head, usually three times, for "fleeing" and not complying to the Police Officers to begin with.

1. Wow, dave gave that nigger a pretty hefty runners fee over on Wilshire Blvd.
2. Slogan: "If you flee, your going to pay the fee."

by north_shore June 8, 2010

Uckidy Runner

Guy that "runs his uck" on females

yo bro im about to go to a girl crib nbs
rd bro run ya uckidy
"uckidy runner"

by six7even November 3, 2022

Midland runner

Midland runner
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.

Guy 1: eh bro, you see that chick?

Guy 2: what about her?

Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.

Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.

by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017