retard

People who think they have to take their pets with them everywhere they go.

That retard left their dog in the hot car with the windows rolled up at Walmart again.

by Spanky420247 May 1, 2014

Full Retard

1) Somewhere you never should go.
2) Playing a mentally handicapped person in a film or show with no exceptional or redeeming skills.

You went full retard man. Never go full retard.

by [e-mail] October 8, 2008

Retardant drop

The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop

Bro I broke my fan last night doing a retardant drop on Sarah

by Black dot June 13, 2016

retard rotator

A fidget spinner

Look at Kelly playing with her retard rotator again...

by c9h13no3 June 11, 2017

Retardave

When you are beyond stupid, you don't know how to type and you make it harder for everybody to understand you. You are also from the city of Magog, where the water has been poisoned by big pharma.

I don't know how to install Battlephil...

-What are you talking about ? Dude you're so retardave.

by Atthaniel January 15, 2021

Retarded porch monkey

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

by Happy! July 10, 2021

Retard Attack

The inner retardation of a person all comes out at once resulting in a retard attack.

Ermin just had a retard attack in class.

by PonyFighter28 November 3, 2021