Daim Bar Regret

You buy and eat this delicious confectionery, only to find that you will not be able to remove it from your teeth completely for the next two weeks unless you seek specialist help.

"Oh no, I have Daim Bar regret"

by Blankhandle1 November 5, 2022

lane regret

When you switch lanes in a supermarket and end up taking longer

Bill swapped lane to a smaller one in tesco his line went faster he had lane regret

by Painy July 25, 2016

Regret

Regret (verb): to engage in consensual sexual behavior only to later slander and sue the other party out of embarrassment and/or the opportunity to profit.

Scottie Nell Hughes regretted former lover Charles Payne after her trainwreck-of-a-face ended her career and she tried to board the Fox News sexual assault train.

by Kralovrazda September 19, 2017

chicken regret

When you order just a little bit too much food, and the amount left over seems too small to keep as leftovers, so you eat it because you’d rather not waste it - and now, you’re overfull and your whole meal is ruined.

I mean there’s only one more chicken ball, it can’t hurt…

*10 minutes later*

Oh god no! Chicken regret! I feel so gross!

by Fishmad122 December 8, 2021

Last regret blunt

Smoking a last regret blunt will
Make you think about the last thing that you regreted

Homie: aye you hit this last regret blunt
You: damn I should of told her how I felt before it was too late

by Sendtheweedthroughthemail September 23, 2018

toke of regret

when you take that one hit of weed that gets you TOO stoned

“shit man, i was smoking in my bathroom last night and my dad walked in right as i took the toke of regret”

“damnnnn”
“yeah i’m grounded for 3 months”

by Wudderparks April 9, 2024

liquid regret

The point of no return. Casually idling through life. Seamlessly not giving a shit

Honey.. Can you pass the liquid regret?

by LaquidWegret October 22, 2020