skidder pumper

a gross, pizza faced hobo who pumps gas

"youz a skidder pumper!"

by LeeannMoore April 13, 2008

Jizz Pump

an organ that surrounds the urethra of males at the base of the bladder, comprising a muscular portion, which controls the release of urine, and a glandular portion, which secretes an alkaline fluid that makes up part of the semen and enhances the motility and fertility of sperm.

my jizz pump was hurtin because I skeeted so hard on that bitch

by CC3631 January 17, 2009

Sunshine Pumping

Noun or Verb. It's the "Pollyanna approach" people, especially politicians and advertisers, use to persuade others that things are better than they really are in order to get what they want, your votes, your money etc. Politicians often do this when describing their accomplishments, especially the U.S. president in his State of the Union address. Advertisers make these exaggeratedly positive or down right untrue claims to convince the consumer that their product will "completely solve the problem" if the consumer only "acts now". This sunshine pumping benefits only the pumper at the expense of the one it is erroneously poured upon.

Barack Obama's grossly positive State of the Union address was full of sunshine pumping in hopes that the American public would forget the reality of the current recession and be so convinced of its supposed economic recovery that they would reelect him in 2012.

I was so sunshine pumped by the used car salesman that I ended up paying 5K over the car's actual value.

by Your Wordsmith February 21, 2012

cousin pumper

A cousin pumper is a person who fucks their cousin. Typically these people originate from southern United States.

Bill: "dude did Brandon tell you about that chick Tia he banged last week?"
John: "Tia is his cousin, man..."
Bill: "gross that guy is a cousin pumper?!"

by Boobert Goobert September 27, 2017

Sump Pump

A sex move where the male ejaculates within the female's anal cavity then proceeds to suck the ejaculate back out using his mouth

"I was hittin it from the back and lost my cool, almost had to pull a Sump Pump"

by TayZonday2.0 June 22, 2019

Albino Gravy Pump

A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.

Jessie gave me the old albino gravy pump last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

pump a dump

to jack off and take a shit at the same time. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

I was feeling very horny but had to take a shit so why not kill 2 birds with one stone and pump a dump?

by ohnobo August 10, 2009