pufferfished

The term used when you talk to a girl on tinder and when you meet them, they're overweight.

Yo dude i was on tinder last night talkin to fit bird, she got out the car and was a total pufferfish.

-Dude you totally got pufferfished.

by DOlphiNNY August 4, 2015

jet puffed sausage

>noun: immensely large pork sword.
>noun: uncommonly huge (in size) piece of meat.

HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!

Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!

by Ashley, and Abby January 12, 2008

The Pufferfish

This is when your sexual partner farts in your mouth to the point where your cheeks inflate, and then you hold it in and blow it on your partners face.

Johnny and Sally engaged in The Pufferfish, thus enhancing their sexual experience.

by Oscar Jennings March 13, 2009

hella puffed

Hella puffed is a white girl trying to be Mexican's version of stating she is extremely high on marijuana.

Shit, me and my home girls, we got hella puffed! Huuuh!

by melnjer January 10, 2014

pufter

One of many terms used to describe a gay man. Pufter can also be spelt puffter or poofter, and is used the same as gay or queer. It's also the longer alternative to puf, puff or poof

"Did you know that Jason's gay?"
"Is he? Who would have guessed that Jason's a raving pufter?"

by sidepa March 5, 2007

Puffery

Something based on opinion, not fact.

The fat kid made a puffery statement about cake.

by Roumi March 13, 2010

Puffen

A swollen muff. When you fuck a girl so hard, her muff gets all swollen. However, if you can't pull that off, you can just punch her in the muff.

Dude, I fucked that bitch so hard, I gave her a puffen.

by Kick.ass May 26, 2010