procrastination

what myself, and probably 99% of people reading this are doing right now.

you get all jiggly because you know, you should not be doing this and should do work, but you just can't be fucked.

THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.

or in basic terms, putting something off such as work- normally of the actually very important variety, to just laze around, normally on the internet.

and for those freaks that have a weird ability to not procrastinate and can just concentrate, with the motto "do work now, relax later" FUCK YOU.

as much as I love writing an essay on nazi germay, i think i will procrastinate by writing the definition of procrastination on urban dictionary.

or

when you've got a fuck load of work:
"don't get distracted, don't get distracted
ah, fuck it, i'll just check my notifications"
*3 hours later*

SHIT.

by ninjaamoves January 27, 2011

Procrastibate

To procrastibate is to prioritize masturbation over other things that you need to do.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.

No way man, I'm too lazy, I procrastibate a lot.

by N0ahBee March 30, 2011

Procrastinate

Ill write the meaning later.

I procrastinate so much instead of doing work.

by gobsalmighty May 20, 2014

Procrastinate

Manifesting actions or work between 24 - 48 hours in which said action/work is required, under the logic "as time passes one will be older and therefore wiser; henceforth by procrastinating the best, smartest and most capable work is being put forth."

Teacher: You must stop procrastinating.
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.

OR

Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)

OR

"I'll do it tomorrow."

by TheFaultInOurWords September 15, 2015

procrastidate

When you keep arranging dates with potential partners in order to avoid doing work.

Person 1: Where's Mat?
Person 2: I think he scheduled a date tonight.
Person 1: what? he's got work to do?!?! and he's not even started? he's Procrastidating again...
(Procrastidate)

by stakzent November 16, 2015

Procrastinate Ejaculate

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.

Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.

by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017

procrastinate

To put things off and not fini

I’m supposed to write an example, but I’d rather procrastinate and binge watch Netflix.

by voidedGround December 22, 2017