The act of sybaritic faffing perfected and honed into a unique art form by one who seeks to avoid or postpone inescapable responsibilities
He was undoubtedly the kungfu master of Procraftination, often simultaneously mastering the art of podiatry masturbation and dental confabulation in avoidance of necessary undertakings such as reproductive copulation.
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Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.
You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.
You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.
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My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.
My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.
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