probing

Opposed to the primitive and brutal trolling, probing is the martial arts of intellectual deconstruction of forum and chatroom activities, dominating in three categories:<br>1. Keeping a thread or discussion active as long as possible<br>2. Demonstrating opponents lack of intelligence through the use of irony, parody, sarcasm, information and wit<br>3. Making the whole thing entertaining to read for friends.
When a probing session (that can take up to several weeks) is over, the page or conversation may be mirrored and published on a website for further public enjoyment.

1. "I have been probing philosophyforum.com for three days. I think a solution for the world hunger problem is now in reach."
2. "In case you are probing us, I must tell you that your scrotum is yet rather tiny. May the battle begin."

by paniq February 23, 2005

Promit

Pormit is a sad frog that has no friends. Promit is also ungrateful for what he has and constantly seeks attention. Known for being a dead last as well as a loser

Person 1- "look at promit, hes bothering the girls from table 3

Girls- "promit stop. We won't go on a date with you!, teacher! Hes bothering us!"

Teacher- "promit, detention for 2 weeks"

by Blake(taken by yang) February 23, 2019

Probation

When your girlfriend or significant other does something you consider bad... You put her on probation meaning no more kisses or PDA...

My girl was trippin.... So I just had to put her on probation...

by joseantara June 1, 2006

Live Large And Profit

The Ferengi version (parody?) of the Vulcan salute: "Live Long and Prosper". Just what any self-respecting Ferengi *should* be doing. @^_^@

"Live Long And Prosper?! Forget that--Live Large And Profit!!!"

by droolingfanboy1967 May 13, 2009

PROFITUNITY

A volatile market, offering a chance to make millions if you guess right. This word is usually used only by people trying to sell some sort of a seminar.

As the markets go up and down we see a profitunity, if you are positioned to take advantage of it.

by Jewels Vern October 13, 2007

Profit Fuck

The act of a woman (that isn't a hooker) Accepting money or other perks for sex.

Girl 1 "That guy you took home last night,was butt-ugly"
Girl 2 "Yeah but he was rich so I consider it a profit fuck"

by Rednus_Fluxx March 9, 2008

probationee

A person receiving probation.

The probationee violated probation by not reporting to the probation officer.

by Really 2 May 18, 2009