When you tell them about a problem of yours, this person makes no effort to comfort you but counters with how a problem of theirs is more severe
Guy 1: Man, my guinea pig died last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's nothing. My dog died relatively recently too, how shit do you think that feels?
Guy 1: Man, you're such a problem trumper. And something of a prick really
Guy 2: Dude, that's nothing. My dog died relatively recently too, how shit do you think that feels?
Guy 1: Man, you're such a problem trumper. And something of a prick really
by Blargle Margle October 25, 2011
Get the Problem Trumper mug.When one member of a relationship fucks up hard, and is forgiven, but is unknowingly put on probation by the other person to see if he/she fucks up again.
Dude1: bro i heard what lisa did to you, shes a total bitch
Dude2: yeah man, i still like her but if she fucks up again its over, we're in a probationship for now
Dude2: yeah man, i still like her but if she fucks up again its over, we're in a probationship for now
by atlas247 April 5, 2013
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by Swavyzayy May 5, 2018
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Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!
Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!
by billstein9000 March 29, 2010
Get the Mass Probation mug.A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.
This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.
This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.
Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)
by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020
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Short/Normal-sized person: Don’t tell me, that’s a tall girl problem.
Short/Normal-sized person: Don’t tell me, that’s a tall girl problem.
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Green:Quiet*
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Green:Quiet*
Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Smashing his gaming setup*
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