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Schizo-Pressed

Schizo-Pressed, when someone in conversation gets pressed even though absolutely nothing happened or they had zero reason to do so.
"Bro's getting Schizo-Pressed, nobody was even talking to him" Schizo-Pressed, when someone in conversation gets pressed even though absolutely nothing happened or they had zero reason to do so.
by Chodejuicer87 August 3, 2023
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The sandwich press

During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience
Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press
by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022
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White pressed

White pressed is a new level of depression, it feels like an evil white noise in your chest.
This morning I felt white pressed. I hope I don’t feel like that again.
by Tairoa June 12, 2020
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Pressed for juice

1. When someone is thirsty for drama to the point that they make the drama

2. When someone simply is aggravated over something trivial and they make it a bigger deal than it actually is
Girl 1: did you hear what Lizzie said to Anna yesterday? She called her a whore and started a fist fight with her over the phone because Anna saying she doesn’t think Georgie is hot enough to be prom queen.
Girl 2: oh she is so pressed for juice to get so riled up for that.
by Datzabbadabbado March 8, 2019
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gutenburg press

When a guy writes his name backwards on his fully erect penis, winds up, and slaps it accross any surface of the females body leaving his name contact printed on her.
"Dude, bro!!! I was with Jackie last night! We were both hammered! I saw a marker on her night stand and gave her the ole' Gutenburg Press!!!
by Givitoer September 6, 2015
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press the issue

pressing a gay nigga that’s talking on your name and basically calling you a bitch, “pressing the issue” is something instigators love
gay nigga 1: gay nigga 2 a bitch
gay nigga 2: huh?
crowd: dammmnnn
instigator: damnnn I wouldn’t let nobody call me gay fr fr, press the issue on that nigga!

instigators are very common in the 559 and could be found easily in any gay nigga house hold.

real
by gaynigga3 April 8, 2022
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Bert Press

Doing 1/4th range of motion bench press with inverted bar path. This targets the rotator cuffs and strengthens them so you will have rotator cuffs of steel. This also targets the lockout portion of the bench press, since alot of people struggle locking out the weight.
Yo, look at that guy he is bert pressing 160kg, what an animal. He says he takes steroids, but i bet he is fake enhanced.
by Bert Press May 30, 2023
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