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The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.
Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!
by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018
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Pressed for juice

1. When someone is thirsty for drama to the point that they make the drama

2. When someone simply is aggravated over something trivial and they make it a bigger deal than it actually is
Girl 1: did you hear what Lizzie said to Anna yesterday? She called her a whore and started a fist fight with her over the phone because Anna saying she doesn’t think Georgie is hot enough to be prom queen.
Girl 2: oh she is so pressed for juice to get so riled up for that.
by Datzabbadabbado March 8, 2019
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gutenburg press

When a guy writes his name backwards on his fully erect penis, winds up, and slaps it accross any surface of the females body leaving his name contact printed on her.
"Dude, bro!!! I was with Jackie last night! We were both hammered! I saw a marker on her night stand and gave her the ole' Gutenburg Press!!!
by Givitoer September 6, 2015
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French Press

The art of dipping down from a squat position and smashing ones dirty muff on a person's face.
Oh man, Joe passed out by the fire, so the girls all took there time giving him a french press.
by Kingstoncowboy July 13, 2019
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aloha press

A desperate double or nothing bet on the 18th hole to make back all the money you lost on the previous 17 holes.
I know I’m down $1,000 but I’m going to aloha press the last hole and try to make back all the money.
by gustavoalt June 30, 2018
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Press downer

When a mega star who's meant to better than expected loses
Damn... I really didn't think that Edmond's guy would be the first to get voted off the jungle!!! That's such a press downer!
by Skippadd December 4, 2018
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White pressed

White pressed is a new level of depression, it feels like an evil white noise in your chest.
This morning I felt white pressed. I hope I don’t feel like that again.
by Tairoa June 12, 2020
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