pork pal

A friends with benefits scenario, however this friend is extremely fat.

Joe- "Are those two friends with benefits"
Jake- "No, look at the fat one, they're pork pals"

by Butteredballs October 19, 2017

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Pork Hammock

When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.

Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.

My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.

I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

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pork log

a thick flacid dong rife with veins set atop a couple o' hair covered taint knockers

Your mutha enjoys me pork log with er afternoon tea and crumpets...you bloody wanker

by Sir Ivory Asstapperson September 16, 2011

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Pork Rake

A rake specifically designed to rake up pigs, living or dead.

"Humphrey! Dinner's ready!" "Just a sec, Cripplewoman! I have to pork rake the lawn!"

by Emilie Grant April 10, 2008

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Pork Snatching

When someone steals a bunch of meat from someone’s house party, by sticking it down your pants, and no one notices.

Man, I was at this chicks party and caught her making out with her uncle, and some meat went missing...and that B ended up telling everyone I was straight up Pork Snatching.

by Udps October 09, 2019

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