Poptart

1) In my area, a poptart is a word to describe those who are bent on the new culture of music, Pop being the leading, closely followed by any R&B or Hip Hop artists. As in they only listen to their type of music and bash any other type of music they listen to. They tend to have no reguard for other types of music, and continue their violent rampage on making 'their' type of music the 'number one'.

2) A tasty snack that can be eatten in the morning.

1) Person number one: Hey! Have you checked out that System of a Down CD?
Poptart: No way! OMG! That music is like, so stupid! I only like MY music. Like Brittney Spears, and HILARY DUFF, and BLACK EYED PEAS! OMG!~ MY HUMPS!!!121!

2) Person number one: I ate poptarts this morning!
Person number two: No fair! I just had that nasty poisoned school lunch.

Poptart by Took December 28, 2005

pansexual poptart 

The most amazing and ultimate comeback u can ever say to someone. The most elegant way of calling someone beneath you, annoying, or stupid overall.

sophia- “your stupid”
me- shut up u pansexual poptart”

pansexual poptart by austin comire July 25, 2019

Mississippi PopTart 

Puking in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Last night Lindsey and I wanted to do the only thing she had never done, so we made a Mississippi Poptart.

Mississippi PopTart by Alex Ant June 1, 2009

Poptarts 

A yummy taste of flavor put into on small Piece of food. Comes in various flavors and can sometimes taste weird if toasted up. 2 pieces of food put into a wrapper to eat for breakfast or whenever You need some food.

Person 1: I'm hungry! What is there to eat?
Person 2: There's Poptarts, Oreos-
Person 1:POPTARTS!
Person 2: Why do you like them so much?
Person 1: How could you not like a damn poptart?!

Poptarts by Bobert the Balloon September 21, 2011

poptart

1) A pastry that comes in a colorful little box, and can be used as a device to blow up your toaster and/or toaster oven. Also tastes good.

2) A deadly weapon that can be filled with many different poisons (ex: mercury), and given to "friends" for revenge...

"They should've thought twice about laughing at me...but now it's too late...I shall use the poptarts, and kill all of those bastards...insert insane laughing here"

poptart by Kaomi April 11, 2003

Poptart

One who revolves their life around Pop.

Oh my God Riley, we're not poptarts so stop making every song have Cinnamon Poptart looking-ass Donky Kong vocals.

Poptart by DaddyBarnacle January 9, 2022

Poppin Poptarts 

When you pop open a bag of pop tarts. It is a use for all mankind.

M is poppin poptarts

Poppin Poptarts by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 1, 2018