poon tax

The money that mans has to pay on a girl before he gets to fuck her.

Money on shit like flowers, cinema tickets, or a goat.

Finally took Sally around the old knobsticle course, and only had to pay £1.99 poon tax for a Happy Meal at Maccy D's

by follycool June 3, 2011

Poon Broom

Any mustache that will get you poon

zach's poon broom attracts all the ladies

by keder lamtan August 22, 2008

Purple Poon

A black girl with a disgusting mouth odor and love to have sex pleasure

She's Purple Poon!

by THUNDER BOLT February 26, 2013

Thai Poon

Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.

Can you imagine anything more sublime than the spicy taste of Thai Poon covered in my hoisin sauce?

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Poon Monsoon

Dorain the Boss Ross

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend

by Gregkickass March 3, 2021

Poon Loon

A big ol butch bulldaggin' lezzie that's just a lunatic for the pussy!

Girl: Are you into eating snatch?
Bulldagger: Hell yeah lil momma, I'm a POON LOON!!

by Tugs1334 April 15, 2017

Poon Weevils

Any insect that lives, breathes and eats coochie.

She jumped on my face last night for a mustache ride and I got Poon Weevils in my side burns.

by secf October 2, 2008