Punching the Monkey

Euphamism for the act of coitus between a male and a female where the penis is inserted into the vagina only with a little more force than normally applied.

So Jim was punching the monkey last night and Linda got up in the middle of it and started crying as she said it hurt after taking it from the whole party all afternoon...

by Falg June 14, 2012

Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.

John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.

by Maxwell July 3, 2004

Pigeon Punching

The art of fisting a pigeon. Before punching, the puncher must verbally challenge the bird to a battle to the death. Once the challenge is initiated there is no going back. If pigeon perishes, body must be photographed. If pigeon is victorious then you fail at life and must gut your cooter/penis. OWWWWWWW! Fuck those pigeons up! This sport began in San Jose , CA at NYLF.

1: Naked Brett went pigeon punching and threw its carcas into a moving bus, after photographing it.
2: Lindsey annihilated a pigeon with a 15 lbs Halibat.
3: Allie choked a pigeon with her flaming cooter.
4: Tatiana and Flames grilled and baked numerous pigeons in their flaming cooter hairs.

by Anthony6969 July 16, 2006

Punching the clown

describes the act of whacking off: originates from the image of the head of the penis looking like a clowns nose.

-What were u doing in the bathroom for so long?

-punching the clown...

by schoolisgay July 12, 2009

pinching a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.

I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Ghost Punching

Ghost punching is where a person shakes their face violently back and forth. Someone then takes their picture during this process. Often the persons face will be distorted to look like they were just punched but there is no fist in the picture to punch them. Hench the name Ghost Punching.

Also known as oogly or a jowler.

"Wow that Ghost Punch is so good it actually looks like you just got punched on the cheek!"- Ghost Punching

by MuRedhawk11 January 13, 2009

punching toast

Fingering, or more accurately, finger blasting a girl.

D'Angelo: I saw you leave with that broad. Did you munch that?

Cadillac: No, she wouldn't let me munch, so i punched her toast all night.

by CadillacZach June 8, 2005