pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

Little Pokey’s Room

A place where only legends and absolute units use the restroom.

I have to use the little pokey’s room.

by Bigboy335 July 8, 2021

Hokey Pokey Mokey Sokey

"Darkness Reigns" in some language spoken by 17 people.

Hokey Pokey Mokey Sokey !

by Maybeyline June 11, 2018

Pokey

Buisness

Bob: "Pokey Means Buisness!
John: "oh that music from earthbound cool

by MrMinimumWageBrain December 8, 2021

Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025

Pokey

A knife 🔪

Yo bro he talking mad hot but its aii, cuz i got the pokey on me

by Negrokiller June 18, 2022

Pokey Clicker

Something that sounds very wrong and should have an equally wrong definition on Urban Dictionary, but did not so a person who does not understand Urban Dictionary made a definition talking about their experience with the phrase to try to be funny.

I see you have a Pokey Clicker there...

by Kurdism December 17, 2019