minecraft illuminati

When you Google something and Minecraft appears. This literally can occur when ANYTHING is googled and is usually one of the top websites, images or videos. This can even occur when something isn't even in the. It's as if Minecraft is always watching. Similar effects can be observed

Person 1: I searched "How to get to the moon" and it came up with "How to get to the moon on Minecraft"
Person 2: Well yeah, everything you search comes up with Minecraft.
Person 1: Minecraft illuminati man, minecraft illuminati...

by danaxleer January 16, 2015

Minecraft

Cure for all sex

OMG Minecraft cured my sex

by LolCringe October 20, 2019

Minecrafter

An epic gamer that plays Minecraft.

“That epic Minecrafter over there is epic!”

by chconly July 12, 2019

Minecraft

A game your girlfriend doesn't want to know about.
She will leave you if you say:

You: Guess what
Her: What?
You: In minecraft, I finally have a stack of diamonds
Her: *runing*

by word.org October 14, 2020

Jellybean (the minecraft youtuber)

a stupid little silly minecraft youtuber who makes a bunch of youtube shorts of her just reading comments and yelling and somehow became popular off of that, she also streams on twitch where she made a joke about the moon guy from fnaf being a pedophile and apologized for it on twitter where she just said waaah sorry to the only 3 people mad.

person 1: "i stan Jellybean (the minecraft youtuber)"
person 2: "never talk to me again get out no one loves you, you're fatherless, go away, i hate you"

by OrdinaryJoe March 2, 2022

minecraft sucks

the term that triggers little kids

badass guy:hey! minecraft sucks!
kid:WHY DID YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MINECRAFT AAAHHHHH

by ZombossMaster March 4, 2017

minecraft kid

a minecraft kid is an annoying squeaker everyone has to deal with and usually says "your a hacker" or "i wasnt ready" when they get combod by SnakeDaoust and when thay win they always say "eZ". So basically thats the definition

TRUE MINECRAFT KID : *gets combod in a 1v1*
kid: ur a hacker u meanie u hit me from 2 blocks! ur a bully!! *goes and cry's on his bed with his mom*
u: U only got combod skid

by Comboinq March 6, 2016