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Phatty McD's

1. A 'ganster' sounding name for McDonald's cooked up by Vermonters in the mid-90s, with special attention paid to the fact that McDonald's makes you fat.

2. Phatty McD- Ronald McDonald's name BEFORE he had gastric bypass surgery.
1. "My dad's takin' me up tah Phatty McD's in the fam'ly trick-ter." translation: My dad's taking me up to Phatty McD's in the family tractor.

2. "Phatty McD ate so many Big Macs he went into a McComa on the couch; good thing his McFatAss cushioned the blow."
by SweetGretchieD May 11, 2006
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Butt Putt

Sexual activity involving the insertion of a golfball (of any color or brand) into the anus of a male's sexual partner, followed by poking (or "putting") the ball with his member while inside the rectum.
In a statement: "I got a hole-in-one last night while playing butt putt"

Or, could be an answer to a question: "Why are you walking funny?" "Butt Putt..."
by Anonymous Golfer January 20, 2009
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Putternani

Slutty women who put out for famous professional golfers.
1. The media is investigating all the "putternani" Tiger Woods has had this season.

2. Tiger Woods got a lot of putternani.
by Derek Villanueva December 8, 2009
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Phuctastic

Could be used in many ways: you're a dumbass, stfu already, ohh hell yea, or whatever.ness.
Oh, you're just a phuctastic little thing aren't you.
Ohmmmn, woow, yeahh sure, that's phuctastic; stfu already.!
THAT'S PHUCTASTIC!
Hmmn phuctastic.
Can be used in any kind of sense.
by Gangst.uh Grandma July 7, 2010
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putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.
Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!
by Onion1246 March 19, 2011
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PhattyGirls

Fine young thick chicks with big a ole' onion booty and sexy smile. Sometimes located in the yaoi section of a local bookstore or In Walmart at 3 am wearing cat ears. Occasionally they travel in packs of large numbers containing at least 1 other Phattygirl of a "morbid size" and a small group of young malnurished males whom are unsure about their sexuality and live off a diet of Happy Meals and their mothers Valium.

PhattyGirls love taking profile pictures for Facebook In which they are blowing a imaginary kiss to their favorite anime hero.
Man I was at the CosPlay convention last week, there was PhattyGirls all over. I'm taking one out to the Golden Coral before the ICP show.
by KapGun March 25, 2011
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Phatt Intervention

Exercise regularly to get rid of all of the Phatt on your body.
How was your Phatt Intervention? Man that trainer worked my booty off today. Gotta get ready for the family reunion. Can't be lookin all Phatt in my bikini!
by Anesthesia Princess April 24, 2011
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