When, the morning after a personally trying event, your parent or significant other voluntarily makes you breakfast out of sympathy.
Man, yesterday I was fired, failed a test, was rear-ended, and got a parking ticket... but today I feasted on chocolaty pity pancakes made from scratch! Thanks, mom!
by Felicific May 26, 2009
Get the Pity Pancakes mug.Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)
Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."
PatsyReader: "awww poor you"
SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"
PatsyReader: "awww poor you"
SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"
by quiturbitchin December 13, 2009
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A term used to define a Woman who has sex with more than one Phi Kappa Psy, thus ensuring that everyone gets a ride
by Flank22 January 5, 2010
Get the Phicycle mug.The act of feeling so sorry for a girl that you have relations with her, despite your better instincts.
Common when intoxicated and recalling the story later on.
Common when intoxicated and recalling the story later on.
Alex: "Man, I was so drunk I think I fucked that girl!"
Wes: "Ohhhh such a pity hit dude"
Alex: (sobs)
Wes: "Ohhhh such a pity hit dude"
Alex: (sobs)
by 3319 March 20, 2010
Get the Pity Hit mug.a fraternity brother who is especially obnoxious after consuming too much liquor, could also be used for someone who is acting is especially stupid due to over consumption of alcohol
Bro 1: Dude! I'm not sure if I was blacked out or if I hooked up with three chicks last nite.
Bro 2: No Bro! You were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and passed out by yourself.
Bro 2: No Bro! You were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and passed out by yourself.
by wazzudreams July 19, 2010
Get the phitard mug.A combination of the word phallic and italic. Means the emphasis of the an extremely manly feature in any situation.
by Jimmy Malone July 28, 2010
Get the Phitalic mug.When someone who has no friends makes a Facebook profile. They have no friends to add on Facebook, so therefore they make fake profiles on Facebook to add as "friends", so it doesn't look like they don't have friends in real life.
It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.
It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.
How come she suddenly has lots of friends on facebook? Last time I checked she had like, two friends. I bet she's pity profiling.
by MJ1211 January 1, 2011
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