home of the greatest athlete alive, yes it's Stacey. Many people hate her, but that just adds to her greatness. If you play against her don't even expect to win. Also in Petersburg, every where you turn there is a cornfied of tractor. Also if you see someone spit, its most likely brown(from chew). Do not come to into this town during the summer without a boat, you will just be screwed. It is also the home of the biggest jackass ever (stacey sinclair's boyfriend) Tim, he thinks he is the coolest kid ever, newsflash your not. GET OVER YOURSELF! he also wears a gayass elbow sleve when he plays basketball, it just looks dumb. Back to Petersburg, alot of cool people live there, but these people do not include PORTA High School (besides Stacey). The band as sucked ever since the class of 93.
1) Lorna: "Caitlyn, your gaurding Stacey."
Caitlyn: "I hate that girl."
Lorna: "Why?"
Caitlyn: "She beat me at State, in High Jump"
2) "Whose that douche with the elbow sleeve?"
"Tim."
3) "Where is everyone at in Petersburg?"
"At the lake."
Caitlyn: "I hate that girl."
Lorna: "Why?"
Caitlyn: "She beat me at State, in High Jump"
2) "Whose that douche with the elbow sleeve?"
"Tim."
3) "Where is everyone at in Petersburg?"
"At the lake."
by Erica Darver December 27, 2011
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St. Petersburg is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed?
Some things to do in St. Petersburg are:
1. Getting fucked up.
2. Eating crap shrooms from Gulf Port.
3. Smoking crap weed.
4. Eating crap.
5. Trying to find a place to smoke without the cops climbing out of a storm drain and surprising you.
6. Driving down 1st. ave really fast.
7. Sneaking into and de-facing abandoned buildings.
8. Screaming at people while your driving down the street.
9. Screaming at the people waiting to get some ice cream from the Candy Kitchen while your driving down the street.
For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.
Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the shit tourist store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.
Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get the fuck out of this hell hole.
St. Petersburg is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed?
Some things to do in St. Petersburg are:
1. Getting fucked up.
2. Eating crap shrooms from Gulf Port.
3. Smoking crap weed.
4. Eating crap.
5. Trying to find a place to smoke without the cops climbing out of a storm drain and surprising you.
6. Driving down 1st. ave really fast.
7. Sneaking into and de-facing abandoned buildings.
8. Screaming at people while your driving down the street.
9. Screaming at the people waiting to get some ice cream from the Candy Kitchen while your driving down the street.
For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.
Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the shit tourist store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.
Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get the fuck out of this hell hole.
Me: "Finally, a place to smoke this crap weed we bought here in... ST. PETERSBURG..."
Friend: "... why did you just say... 'ST.PETERSBURG'?"
Me: "Because these clowns at Urban Dictionary said I had to use 'ST. PETERSBURG' in the example.."
Friend: "... why did you just say... 'ST.PETERSBURG'?"
Me: "Because these clowns at Urban Dictionary said I had to use 'ST. PETERSBURG' in the example.."
by SomeGuyWhoLivesHere April 15, 2008
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a reigatian term for stealing. If something has gone missing, someone (namely Peters himself) has peters-ed it. A peters-ed incident is identifiable as something that is completely useless in purpose or value, and has gone missing. those that spot this burglary should all utter in unison PETERS..
can also describe lying on ones back when about to score in hockey. one who performs this seemingly impossible feat is said to be in a state of peters.
a reigatian term for stealing. If something has gone missing, someone (namely Peters himself) has peters-ed it. A peters-ed incident is identifiable as something that is completely useless in purpose or value, and has gone missing. those that spot this burglary should all utter in unison PETERS..
can also describe lying on ones back when about to score in hockey. one who performs this seemingly impossible feat is said to be in a state of peters.
'peters came to my house last weekend, and peters-ed my guitar amp. i only found out when he told me.'
'theres a ball missing from this atom arrangement diagram.. PETERS..'
look at that peters lying on the ground when the cross came in..
'theres a ball missing from this atom arrangement diagram.. PETERS..'
look at that peters lying on the ground when the cross came in..
by bigfathobbit November 24, 2009
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by judise July 20, 2012
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Hym "Here is a list of Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits (with evidence!). Trait 1. Machiavellianism (Manipulation): Jordan likes to speak at a certain level of abstraction to obfuscate his beliefs (Regarding whether or not he believes in God or free will) and manipulate how he is conceptualized. Trait 2. Psychopathy (Parasitism): Has a parasitic relationship with his clients. Regularly using them for his own profit. Also parasitizes ME. Trait 3. Sadism Admits to having sadistic fantasies. Trait 4. Narcissism: Thinks he's "more competent" than everyone and thinks that anyone who even calls his integrity into question is jealous of him. Thinks he's above the rules and refuses to follow them. So... There you have it. Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits. He's either part of the 3% or he's wrong."
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