porcelain tug

(v.) masturbation while sitting on the toilet.

The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."

by Kyle Vade October 22, 2006

Porcelain Sauna

When your poop rises above the water and causes your genitals to warm up.

Josh: Taco Bell is the shit, but I hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.

Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.

by JesseIU July 13, 2010

perculate

a graphic way to describe one gaining moisture in personal areas during sexual arousal.

"Yo she got so nubbed up she started ta perculate

by dahatecatalyst September 26, 2005

Two Percenter

Someone at Texas A&M who isn't involved. If they even go to games they won't even stand up. They are the opposite of a red ass.

Man Billy won't ever go to our football games... what a two percenter.

by Kolten August 24, 2007

Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.

Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.

by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007

2 percent rule

you need to be 2 percent smarter than what ever you are working on in order to be able to operate or control it

He could not meet the 2 percent rule and operate the remote control

by Valj December 14, 2011

Porcelain Goddess

(n) Toilet;lavatory. Derived from it's common porcelian material and everyday importance.

Uh guys...I need to pay golden tribute to the porcelian goddess.

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004