pressed

To get one's shit pushed up.

He got pressed by the whole gang in the prison shower.

by Edward Norton March 28, 2005

Depressed Octopus

A depressed octopus is usually a female that is very happy and weird.

Katie: *Throws apple at a hobo* *Laughs*

Me: o.O You're such a depressed octopus!!

by Carl the Unicorn August 23, 2011

Depressed

Kimberly

Wow, I'm realizing how depressed I am. will it end ?

by TurtlesWithKittenTails February 28, 2014

Depressed David

A hipster American white male who calls himself a creative but is actually self involved, self-absorbed, self serious. Most likely lives in Brooklyn, Astoria or East Village. Also have one intense hobby (such as bikes, craft beer, art haus film or photography)

He’s such a depressed David, all he wants to talk about is himself and his bike collection.

by Bitchlee May 3, 2018

Depressed

When somebody doesn't let your definition become a definition on Urban Dictionary

I'm depressed

by therightmeaning November 20, 2018

Pressed

Someone who is jealous of what someone else has, or envying someone.

"That girl is so pressed"
"She mad pressed right now, don't pay her no attention."

by Kaylauntouched September 3, 2019

Fake Depressed 14 year old

lil peep fan

look at that fake depressed 14 year old listening to lil peep

by BigBlackSanta October 24, 2020