pony pecker in a jockstrap

a hotdog

give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish

by bruno gaboni August 27, 2016

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Nose Pecker

Person who wears a COVID face mask but fails to cover their nose. Wearing mask only covering mouth and chin.

“See that guy over there, wearing his mask too low, what a nose pecker.”

“Hey buddy, the mask should cover your nose. Don’t be a nose pecker.”
“Whoa, look! It’s a rare example of a female nose pecker.”

by nmnmnmnmnmnmnmnm July 22, 2020

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Picking Your Pecker

1. To waste time, to procrastinate.

2. To masturbate.

1. Quit picking your pecker and get to work!
2. After I get home I’ll hop in bed to start picking my pecker to some wild porn!

by The ROFL Place December 10, 2018

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That put the wood in your pecker

That gave you an erection,something that excites you,

Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"

by MMcGowan September 20, 2012

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pecker snecker

This is a person who has a particurly sharp promonent nose, dresses like a tramp and wears specks! Pecker Sneckers tend to have a paranoid look to them and are always looking and absorbing things everywhere. When looking around their faces look squinted and constantly look as if they are staring directly at the sun! A rumour has it that a true Pecker Snecker is able to peck three pound of bird seed up from the ground with just his/her nose in less than a minute!!

*See a Pecker Snecker* "HA HA HA, look at the shneck on that!! What a fucking dirty Pecker Snecker!"

by John.D September 6, 2006

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