An act, committed by a male, that results in bitch-like behavior, which can only logically be explained by having sand in his vagina.
by RMC1 October 20, 2010
by ImBoredYo February 26, 2008
by bubblet July 25, 2008
The act of stuffing valuables into any choice of one's orifices for the purpose of hiding the valuables so they can be stolen.
"I don't have enough money to afford these grapes so I'm going to pearl jam them in my vagina and walk out."
by the truth about james April 26, 2017
The male equivalent of Blue Waffle disease often found in female genitalia, common symptoms that effect men include swollen and often pale wart-like growths on the testicals, hence, Pearl Bag
Ahhh lad he had to swerve work, his bollocks kicked off like a bad Pearl Bag, even the doctor can't be arsed
by Mac Elih August 05, 2017
by Nyceguy September 19, 2018
by Wustah999 July 22, 2018