Poolio

A people person who is weird on purpose

She’s a poolio, thats for sure

by Tinged April 2, 2019

Pool Periscope

The act of poking one’s wiener above the pool surface to keep an eye on the ladies.

Wheelchair Dan wanted to perv on all the women at the Westin pool, so I told him up periscope, then he did the pool periscope and spotted Rhonda with tha honda.

by Skervey McCleary August 13, 2022

Sweaty Pool Boy

alcoholic shot.
1/3 rumplemintz
1/3 jim beam
1/3 vanilla vodka

You: Man I am going to get you a sweaty pool boy.
Them: Oh ok, what's in it?
You: just think of what a sweaty pool boy would taste like.

by Kaph March 26, 2010

rock pooling

The act of having your significant other place objects in their anus then making you dig around and find them.

"Lucy's been getting bored in the bedroom recently, so I went rock pooling with her at the weekend"

by Mr Richard Pound OBE June 13, 2020

Turtle in the Pool

A floating Turd

Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning

by SuperJuice! March 22, 2009

poco-a-pocolypse

The slow death of the human race brought on by our own mass-consumerist philosophies and underlying disgust for ourselves and one another.

The cost of living grows ever higher, and yet the advent of universal survivalism has yet to dawn on us. I doubt our chances, now. Truly; this is the poco-a-pocolypse.

by cappuccemo June 16, 2011

Me cool you pool

An amazing comeback at your enemies

(as seen from flamingo)

"ME COOL YOU POOL" - Rich Rapper

by Rich Rapper Man From China January 11, 2021