Angry parrot

The act of laying your penis on someone’s shoulder

Look how pissed Steve is after I gave him an angry parrot

by Jrillins75 April 7, 2020

Mr Parry

Very smexy, Intelligent and STOP CLICKING YOUR PENS IT IS ONE OF MY BUGBEARS

Student: look, its mr parry, shoving a pen into a students eyeball!
Other student: eh, its happened before

by Mr.parry.fan.69 November 17, 2020

salty parrot

To rest one's dick and balls on another individuals shoulder.

Dude, Paul was so busy gaming that he didn't even notice I gave him a good ole salty parrot.

by zbug773 August 23, 2022

Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.

Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!

by TheJMM April 8, 2011

parrydo

a rather fetching hairstyle,part mullet AKA (billy ray cyrus)partskinhead AKA (anyone with a sharp razor).it is easily to spot one as it is perfectly square at the back and the wearer of said hairstyle is usually to be found with a comb in his/her? top pocket.it looks like a perfect head of hair when the wearer has a hat on but once it is removed the full parrydo is then on show.

max wall wore a do close to this one but it looked scruffy and unkempt compared with this rather neat hair do.i want one!if it is straggly on the ends then it can be called a max wall but for the neatness and squareness of it,it must be the parrydo.

by stewolfve October 30, 2010

Hairy Parrot

Place your penis and/or balls upon the shoulder of your passed out or sleeping friend. Serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.

"Hey, Ben's passed out in the tub with puke on his face. I want to shame him, but I'm afraid of getting vom on my balls. What should I do?"

"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"

"Brilliant!"

by mcgroundsloff May 7, 2010

Sneaky Parrot

Sneaking up behind a seated person and placing one's penis on their shoulder. The parroter should not giggle during the approach as it will counteract the sneakiness.

I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a penis, and I was the victim of a Sneaky Parrot.

by MeryBely July 15, 2011