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Facebook Ego Paranoia

When you become so paranoid that someone on facebook is talking bad about you, you start to believe every post is a stab at you. Your "friends" instigate retaliation and you become obsessed with trashing this person in order to save your own reputation, which in fact you begin to destroy on your own through your increasing paranoia.
Dude that guy is suffering from Facebook Ego Paranoia. He thinks every post that girl makes is a shot at him, when I know her and it's soooo not! What the hell? He is posting shit blogs all over the internet, trying to dig up dirt on her and destroy her reputation. He even went so far as to hack her phone and computer. Freak!!

Pretty funny because this girl never made a single shot and his friends made him so paranoid it actually changed his personality. What makes it even more amusing is she really she doesn't give a shit what he writes or what his friends think since they all are the cesspool of society anyway.
by Do u suffer from FEP? November 10, 2009
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paranoia

The uneasy feeling you get when dogs start shouting "Poof" at you, and cars racing through puddles shout "Twat" - (British slang for female genitalia)
by Space_monkey the 1st April 1, 2003
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paranoial activity

from the book of senses.

This refers to the general feeling of being high on marijuana.meaning when a person gets really high they start to get paranoid but still keep it inside them and continue their activities.
god:" how you feeling my child"

Nik:" just some paranoial activity,you know smoking the stuff you gave me."
by Nik Armi January 28, 2010
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paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid

is a person who thinks everyone is taking behind his back but thinks he said it first
paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid argues that the great works of Shakespeae are plagarized from his own works and he is really Sir Francis Bacon, incarnate.
by BlogOneDos May 27, 2007
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paranomical

The act of being paranoid
Why are you being so paranomical?
by quintardo April 19, 2011
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Paranoia

Paranoia, its just paranoia
by shabirh February 25, 2021
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Phone paranoia

When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.
Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
by TheManicChipmunk August 11, 2012
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