panda spanked

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.

Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.

by enile8 May 12, 2011

panda points

refering to the number months you haven't had sex. Each month you don't have sex you earn a panda point. Whenever one has collected twelve panda points it will make him panda of the year.

We have to find her a boy tonight, she already has six panda points!

by ahicart July 15, 2011

panda hug

A type hug that expresses more affection than a hug and sounds cuter than saying hug.

The panda girl gave him a panda hug.

by Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew November 5, 2009

panda chaser

A person, often a Caucasian male, who sexually objectifies/fetishizes Asians.

Person A: How come Jesse Lund only dates Asian girls?
Person B: Duh, he's totally a panda chaser.

by AntiPandaChaser May 25, 2010

fluffing a panda

This is a reference to GMM’s Rhett McLaughlin having an interracial 3 way where a furry dressed as a panda requires heavy petting to get in the mood.

Rhett was fluffing a panda which got ebony and ivory wet.

by Wordsmithingtonthe3rd March 28, 2023

Cool Panda

a term used for a layed back person who just chills. has nothing to do with the persons sexual activities.

"That guy krizaz is one cool panda"

by delossantosj May 4, 2010

Panda Pooh

Panda Pooh Panda Pooh is the act of going pooh after eating panda express. Panda Pooh is ussually sudden and happens within a few hours after consuming Panda Express. Panda Pooh only happens after eating Panda Express. If one did not eat Panda it is not a Panda Pooh. It also does not classify as a Panda Pooh if Panda express was consumed over eight hours ago.

I was at work and suddenly i had to Panda Pooh.

I feel sick since i ate Panda Express I need to Panda Pooh.

I just took a Panda Pooh so dont go in that bathroom

by chad the legend July 21, 2007