Blind optimism

Thinking everyone you like will also be someone you can trust would be blind optimism, and at some point reality shows somebody that not everybody you like will be someone you also trust.

The charming guy/girl was hard not to like, but after years of being around this guy/girl, the blind optimism that started the relationship (friendship) ended up getting a bit more realistic when one party knew they'd never fully trust the other, attempt after attempt at trusting the other party had shown them that. When life was not a party, the people they liked the most were seldom the ones they could continue to trust.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020

Sar-Pesi-Opti-ISM

A word describing someone who uses sarcasm while experiencing pessimistic undertones of optimism.

Sue Beth used Sar-Pesi-Opti-Ism to describe her thoughts and feelings about the New Year.

"Gee, I sure am Sar-Pesi-Opti-istic about next year. As long as I don't experience anymore loss of money or loved ones, injure myself or incur anymore debt, I might just not loathe this upcoming year.

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by ArleneYorkshire December 31, 2012

Optimal Drunkenness

The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.

In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.

After 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, I reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.

by Chris Cole December 5, 2004

Optical Sailor

One who has extensive knowledge in the optical field and swears like a sailor.

"Did you hear the mouth on that Dave Evans?"

"Yeah, he knows his optics though."

"No doubt, a real Optical Sailor, that one."

by Dash the Fnordi March 25, 2008

Opts

Opts is the best pronounceable dictionary Four letter on xbox live and is a god tier

Yo no way it’s Opts

by Agzf March 25, 2021

The Optimus

The Optimus is when a male sticks is face into a woman's vaginal region, places his lips down on her labia and mutters "Roll Out" in a deep voice. This usually results in a instant orgasm from the female followed by an erection for the male which may last longer than 4 hours.

Female: Hey baby, I'm tired of the Shocker, the Annihilater, and the Devastator. Try something new.

Male: *Thinks of Transformer named Devastator* Can I try the Optimus?

by That Douchebag. October 4, 2011

Optics

The appearance and public perception of a certain situation or action, as was most recently used by the synagogue shooter in Pittsburgh on his social media post just before the horrible attack.

“Screw your optics, I’m going in..”

by Micony October 30, 2018