boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.

Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.

by JakE May 08, 2007

loaf-pinching

verb: taking a crap

Hey man, where's the john, i gotta pinch a loaf?

by sloberinwife May 20, 2004

cash loaf

(n.) A stack or roll of paper money, usually used to flaunt one's wealth. While a cash loaf can consist of any number of any denomination of bills, twenty or more $20 USD bills are most often used.

Look, that guy's flashing his cash loaf again.

by Hnery Derpington III December 03, 2017

Donut Loaf

Baked shit in a roll, with dried cum on it.

Jennifer-"I hate that kid."
Jessica-"Give him a donut loaf"
Jennifer" I sure will"

by Mikemike43 May 21, 2010

ox loaf

An extremely large stool.

"I'll catch up with you guys later, I have to drop this ox loaf first"

"Somebody just left an ox loaf in the men's washroom"

by ktzero June 04, 2009

cuban loaf

Slang term used to describe a Cuban mans penis

Ever since Christian was a small boy he was proud of his Cuban loaf.

by Cons sway Lo August 19, 2015

Loaf of Lead

A stupid person.
An individual that should be quietly dispatched before they muddy up the gene pool.

That Carl is a real loaf of lead. He fucked up the weekly reports again!

by JunkieSpoon September 11, 2015