A thought experiment which explores the impact of losing a person: If a particularly empowered individual in an organization is hit by a bus, will the organization suffer greatly? If yes, fail. If no, pass.
Greg got stuck in a blizzard, right before the company's server failure. It was three days before anyone else could even start to fix the email... guess they fail the bus test.
by we_fail March 20, 2008
The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.
any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
A Bender that goes 5 days. This is named after a type of international cricket, in which two teams play for 5 days, called a test match. It has been used by ‘Chillinit’, an Australian Rap artist, and his peers and fans.
by OliManter December 07, 2018
The Girth Test is a form of measuring the girth of, or circumference of, a man's penis. When you run out of toilet paper and begin to jerk off, you stick the empty tube on your penis. If the tube fits and your cock slides right in, you have failed. If you can't fit, you passed.
Larry: "Hey man, do you know what the Girth Test is?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"
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