Fig Tree

Noun

1. A type of tree that grows figs
2. A compassionate team of therapists and mental health professionals who are ready to assist you. :)

-I feel down tomorrow.- Let's Fig Tree you up!

by Youdeserveallofit November 24, 2021

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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024

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A possum headed raggamuffin located at either side of the road, usually trying to elicit sexual acts without success.

You fucking street waving fig. Get your thirsty tongue away from my ass hole.

by The street waver June 24, 2017

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An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022

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(noun): short for chemistry term significant figures, sig-figs is when a guy rounds up his height to make it sound better

“i’m 5’10 which is basically 6’0 cuz sig-figs,”

by lexiconartist0 March 01, 2025

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by HeH2028 September 27, 2022

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the act of using a anime figurine to pleasure oneself analy while cosplaying as the same character as the figurine

“David you dweeb stop Figging with your Gojo figure!”

by LollyLord25 May 10, 2024

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