Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022

Pecoweco Fig fig fig

When little dry balls of poo shoot out you ass

1: I just Pecoweco Fig fig fig

by SHERKED March 10, 2017

Chip fig

A shitty YouTube "star"

"Dave I'm stoned wanna watch some chip fig videos? "
"Dude , fuck no watching chip fig videos makes me want to swan dive off buildings"

by Anomalies234 June 9, 2016

Fig monster

Fig monster is a greddy adj monster

Fig monster don’t take all the pizza you greedy monster

by Johnny walshy June 29, 2020

Fig

Another word for idiot, or a funny person

'God you're such a fig hahahah'

by Indanizzle October 15, 2015

Figging

the act of using a anime figurine to pleasure oneself analy while cosplaying as the same character as the figurine

“David you dweeb stop Figging with your Gojo figure!”

by LollyLord25 May 9, 2024

Fig

A weird purple ball with black slimy seeds inside. You can use it for whatever. and I mean whatever.

Person 1: omg look if that a fig?
Person 2: oh yeah it is!
Person 1: what are they used for?
Person 2: legit whatever!

by Spitsyfig November 20, 2021