Oil Rigging

When two guys have anal sex with each other at the same time. Guy A fucks guy B in the ass while guy B fucks guy A in the ass. Also known as reverse anal double butt fucking.

Yowseph and Fernando were oil rigging all last night.

by Yan bafa May 16, 2015

Oil of Delay

A lotion or concoction you apply on to help mask the wrinkles and signs of aging

My...she's in her 50s, but she barely looks 40.

Yeah, it's that oil of delay she's been using.

by Froggystomp September 12, 2010

Oil-seal

A circular, rubber lipped seal that fits snuggly onto a shaft, keeping oil inside a component for lubrication whilst the shaft rotates.

See how he smites the hammer atop the chisel and deftly taps the oil-seal into place in the hub.

by Penfold2 July 29, 2007

oil the hinges

Working out carefully when you are middle aged to lubricate the joints without injuring yourself.

Oil the hinges - Lifting far less weight than you did just five years ago or risk hurting yourself so bad you can't work out again for a week.

by Mesilla January 5, 2014

maidenhead oil

1) Linseed oil, used for treating the decorative wooden lady figurine on the bow of wood hulled sailing ships.

2) Slang term for female wetness, the slick moistened fluid from the vagina when girls get excited.

3) Pussy juice, incorrectly defined as "maiden oil".

I hooked up with a chick the other night and she was dry as a bone, not a dop a maidenhead oil to be found.

by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015

Diane Oil

It's amazing!

Have you ever tried Diane Oil? It's amazing!

by PurpleTurtle85 September 28, 2019

oil show

Similar to a lap dance, but a girl rubes oil over her body. Usually with the accompaniment of music and lingerie. The girl generally ends up naked.

Jim: My girlfriend surprised me with an oil show last night.
Jack: Really?
Jim: Yar - she rubbed baby oil ALL OVER her body while dancing to music. She started in lingerie and finished naked.
Jack: Fuck, I'd love to see that - she's hot as.

by Torx69 November 6, 2012