offense intended

The opposite of "no offense"
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too
^ No offense, but you support racist immigration policies, and I don't respect that
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!
by thurb April 16, 2023
mugGet the offense intendedmug.

Offensive coordinator

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
mugGet the Offensive coordinatormug.

self-offense

The opposite of self-defense.
"It's not self-defense, it's self-offense." Cobra Kai, Johnny Lawrence
by self-offense January 23, 2024
mugGet the self-offensemug.
this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad
Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!
by Cjstew October 6, 2021
mugGet the counter strike : Global Offensivemug.

Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it
Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive
by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011
mugGet the Limp Dick Offensivemug.

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