Reverse Offense

A shots being made from a distance and is timed by following it from that shot that was released from the time it was engaged in shooting the release the one being targeted ticks on the ticking clock in opposite directions and is accurately a worlds obdominating and pinpoints those that rebel in target. Reaches its goal destinations and was perfected upon the release of well funneled exahaustion.
Kahiem: You want to see me beat the shot with the tic on my watch or should i be digitally hard on myself ill reverse offense by defeating the offensive defense that is hurting the ankles that have been outstepped in the arena of movements and has been grasped with the hands of a virtual hand karate chop.
by Jinaist Policies May 17, 2021
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self-offense

The opposite of self-defense.
"It's not self-defense, it's self-offense." Cobra Kai, Johnny Lawrence
by self-offense January 23, 2024
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offensively tan

When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.
Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*

Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.
by Fancypanski February 24, 2014
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Sorryable Offense

An action that requires an apology.

Often can be used when your girl is bitchin about something you shouldn't be sorry for.
"That's not a sorryable offense. You shouldn't be sorry for that."
by Cman33 March 16, 2022
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offense intended

The opposite of "no offense"
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too
^ No offense, but you support racist immigration policies, and I don't respect that
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!
by thurb April 16, 2023
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