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Chuck Norris Action Shorts

1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards

2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.
A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.

Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?

Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.
by the david thomas April 1, 2008
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Chuck a Norris

To urinate. Derived from the term 'Chuck a Piss'. The term references the popular actor Chuck Norris.
"I just drank 3 litres of Coke and now i gotta chuck a Norris!"
by Flynn Bakalaknabar March 28, 2008
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Nerdison

A tall, skinny, lanky type of dude. Usually rocking small feet and a deep voice. Generally found in Orange County, CA.
Friend 1 - Do you see that skinny dude across the street in the skinny jeans?

Friend 2 - Sure do. What a Nerdison!
by slick50 December 24, 2009
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DONKEY NORRIS

1.Used to describe an unusually large penis with unnatural abilities.
2.Term for someone that has no job or anything to offer and lives off their girlfriend. The only explanation for this is having a large penis.
Mike has got to be rockin the donkey norris, cus he even mooched a car off his girlfriend!
by Don Octagon May 6, 2009
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Necris

1.Are species of nanotechnologically modified humans who were originally designed by the Phayder Corporation to function as ultra-high performance Black Ops forces for hire from Phayder.

Nano means small.
Technologically refers to anything dealing with technology.

They are gothic-looking with advanced nanotechnology-based equipment designed by Phayder, they are the antagonists of UT3.
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2.A Warrior with neither fear, regret, pain nor mercy.

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3.A fighter
1.We tried to bring the Necris to a halt with their weaponry nonetheless they were too powerful.

2.There is still no forgiveness for the acts of a Necris.

3.This world would be an even worse place if everyone were a Necris.
by Necris Nemesis August 14, 2008
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nerdish

Kaitlin: I look up words on www.dictionary.com just to do it.
Mark: That's nerdish.
by xdoylex June 21, 2008
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Norrisism

Norrisism; refers to the religious belief that Chuck Norris created all, including himself, because he's that good.
I'm into Norrisism.
by Spartan769 February 27, 2009
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