Someone who enjoys sedentary persuits, for example he or she will not play football but will enjoy playing computer football. The nerd will have a high general knowledge due to the sheer amount of time he or she wastes watching television or perusing the internet and talking to other nerds. A nerd often confuses this general knowledge with intelligence, and therefore feels that they are superior to people with social skills. A nerd often listens to music with little or no rythm, such as goth or the smiths (great band though they were thanks to Johnny Marr), especially if the music contains self pitying lyrics.
Nerds often play internet computer games, and refer to people who are not as good as them as 'noobs'. This is particularly popular insult amongst nerds for non-nerds.
It is ironic as most of them are virgins, so are in fact 'noobs' in the real world.
It is ironic as most of them are virgins, so are in fact 'noobs' in the real world.
by El Watusi June 28, 2006
Get the nerdmug. Nerds: Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
Almost every attractive actress admits to being a nerd
Einstein
Michelangelo
Steve Jobs
Almost every attractive actress admits to being a nerd
Einstein
Michelangelo
by Trakentus December 16, 2010
Get the Nerdmug. I am the definition of a Nerd: Let me explain...
As a person...I like to read....it is one of my favourite passtimes because I am an overratedgaypandaface ie...a Nerd.
I wear anything...it doesnt matter what it looks like...for example, today I wore a red sweater with a blue skirt and old granny shoes...this makes me suitable for the library club where all my best 40- 80 year old friends hang out.
I CONSTANTLY rip the movie version of the book because it's not dead on exact like man...and that is an insult to the author who poured their blood and sweat and tears and blah blah blah blahblah blah... (ten minutes later) and that's my reasoning.
As a person...I like to read....it is one of my favourite passtimes because I am an overratedgaypandaface ie...a Nerd.
I wear anything...it doesnt matter what it looks like...for example, today I wore a red sweater with a blue skirt and old granny shoes...this makes me suitable for the library club where all my best 40- 80 year old friends hang out.
I CONSTANTLY rip the movie version of the book because it's not dead on exact like man...and that is an insult to the author who poured their blood and sweat and tears and blah blah blah blahblah blah... (ten minutes later) and that's my reasoning.
Badass scumbag smoking a joint: That girl looks like she is wearing my grans clothes man! What a Nerd!
Badass scumbag popping some pills: I totally know...why is she carrying so many books around?
Badass scumbag making out with some chick: Yea man what's she talking about random movies for?
Badass scumbag popping some pills: I totally know...why is she carrying so many books around?
Badass scumbag making out with some chick: Yea man what's she talking about random movies for?
by Happyfuntime? June 21, 2009
Get the Nerdmug. by Timmy M April 27, 2010
Get the Nerdmug. Nerd:
Person who typically does not worry too much about appearance or the oppostie sex (or any sex for that matter)
and normally does not even consider breaking rules. They are hard working people who are consider odd by the 'preps'.
There is a different between Geeks and nerds. Geeks may try, but they do not work to their full capability and are obsessed with electronics. nerds care about life and think of the future and become very successful.^^
Person who typically does not worry too much about appearance or the oppostie sex (or any sex for that matter)
and normally does not even consider breaking rules. They are hard working people who are consider odd by the 'preps'.
There is a different between Geeks and nerds. Geeks may try, but they do not work to their full capability and are obsessed with electronics. nerds care about life and think of the future and become very successful.^^
Geek: I finally beat my newest Final Fantasy game!!!
Nerd: did you do your homework?!
Geek: No, not yet, but I will.
nerd: you better get on it or you will get in trouble.
Geek: yeah, I guess. *continues to play game.
Nerd: well I am gonna go work on my science project.
Geek: but it isn't due til next MONTH!!!
Nerd: but it's soo fun!!! (is an art project in my case.^^)
Nerd: did you do your homework?!
Geek: No, not yet, but I will.
nerd: you better get on it or you will get in trouble.
Geek: yeah, I guess. *continues to play game.
Nerd: well I am gonna go work on my science project.
Geek: but it isn't due til next MONTH!!!
Nerd: but it's soo fun!!! (is an art project in my case.^^)
by The luffable nerd.^^ October 15, 2006
Get the nerdmug. Acronym given by jealous acquaintances or super attractive female or male friends to define the brilliance of another. NERD stands for Notorious Edgy Rich and Dangerous.
Damn Birkhoff, you just hacked the CIA, stole $20 million and got the girls number in line at the coffee shop. You are such a NERD.
We be nerdin'!
We be nerdin'!
by The Shadow Walker July 8, 2012
Get the Nerdmug.