National Punch a League of Legends Player Day

Falls on November 20th. The title is self-explanatory. All the homies hate league players.

Liam: Hey Ben! Are you ready to get beat up?

Ben: No? Why?

Liam: Today is National Punch a League of Legends Player Day!!!

by ihateleagueoflegends November 5, 2021

National Ben day

National Ben day occurs on the 24th of November and must be celebrated by purchasing white kinder Buenos and mixed berry smoothies from the spar

Eg. Adam: “oh look, it’s National Ben day! I will now purchase Ben items from the spar.”

Rory: “I’m feeling French today... it must be Ben day!”

Ben: why are you eating kinder buenos and smoothies
Gilby: it’s Ben day you french spaz

by Sussyamogusbaka6969 November 18, 2021

milker nation

A group of barely pubescent children who still breast feed from their mothers' bosoms, while spouting low intelligence commentary on geneology.

Even though milker nation did a good job exposing that Kirk fella, they still make me cringe.

by Bearbrained Schemer November 12, 2019

national boyfriend day

National Boyfriend Day is October 3rd. This is a day to show appreciation to boyfriends everywhere for the good things they do. Do something nice for your boyfriend today. Take him fishing or golfing or whatever his favorite activity. Go out for dinner or to a movie. Whatever you choose to do, let him know you appreciate him.

Andy, today is all about you and your special day, National Boyfriend Day!

by imlost29 June 26, 2017

National slap a teacher day

May 6th

SLAP DAT TEACHER

National slap a teacher day! The day you get to slap the shit out of ur least fav teacher

by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.

Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”

by HairyMeatball April 11, 2019

National Troll Day

In honor of Eduard Khil, we followers shall celebrate his death, June 4th, in memory of his beloved piece of art in the name of trolling. We hope he has a wonderful time trolling in heaven and messing with the gods. Love, your fellow trolls.

Hey, lets go troll some people on June 4th in memory of Mr. Trololo! It's National Troll Day everyone!

by Dave Trollinsky December 18, 2012