This is a nap taken to counter severe exhaustion. A Jean Nap is one of those naps you might take after your first day of starting College or a new job. The period of time which it may take up can range from 2-5 hours, but never less than than 1 hour. This is typically a pure blackout.
Also referred to as: “A Jeany”
Also referred to as: “A Jeany”
Him: “Where’s Tyler? I haven’t heard from him since like noon…”
Her: “Oh he said he was going to take a Jean Nap (Jeany).”
Her: “Oh he said he was going to take a Jean Nap (Jeany).”
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(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
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Get the Nipple Nap mug.A nap, taken by accident or deliberately, that lasts 1.5hours or more (usually longer than intended). When waking from a heinous nap, one generally feels groggy, unrefreshed and worse than they did before taking said heinous nap. A heinous nap usually will usually ruin a sleep schedule for several days.
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Hey Burt, I heard Bernice and Ethel are gonna be at the active nap after lunch. Got any extra Viagra?
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This is usually on a weekend.
This is usually on a weekend.
Marc: "Hey what'd you do on Sunday?"
Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."
or
Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"
Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."
10-18-10
Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."
or
Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"
Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."
10-18-10
by Ally Joy October 20, 2010
Get the Snacks and Naps mug.The ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. A short nap in the bathroom stall.
Man1: "I have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because I fell asleep in the stall".
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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