Tug nap

When you tug off then take a nap; a nap preceded by masturbation

I'm bored, I think I'm gonna take a Tug nap.

by Quarfer123 November 30, 2009

Teenage-nap

1)When your teenage friends show up at your house unexpected, and take you away, somewhat forcefully, to some location, because your family was forcing you to do something.

2) When your teenage friend is driving and you have to sit in the car while they do errands and/or drop off other friends before you.

John: Dude I can't go to the party, my parents want me to watch my sister.
Matt: Well then, I'll just have to teenage-nap you.

Jenna: I'm gonna drive to a few places before I drop you home ok?
Maria: Fine but I'm considering this Teenage-napping.

by funnyJill August 8, 2012

Whiskey Nap

aka passing out. The process by which the consumption of alcohol leads to one passing out, most likely not on purpose. Also, a whiskey nap may follow sleeping with a fat girl, breaking something, crashing a car or robbing a bank and not recalling any of it.

"Dude, Rob is such a bitch, he's taking a Whiskey Nap right now after only three drinks!"
"Yeah man, watching him drink is more painful than watching a kid with autism trying not to freak out with fire sirens going off."

by Numero Two February 23, 2009

double nap

A double nap is when you have one nap. Wake up, move place, then nap again. Possibly the best thing to do on a lazy afternoon.

Hey mate, how was your afternoon?

Best ever. I had a double nap - one after the other!

by reedymetal May 9, 2011

Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.

(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.

by ARLM September 19, 2010

Man napped

When you get thrown in a sexy group chat with girls demanding dick pics and don't know how you got there you were man napped.

I don't even know how I ended up in this chat. Yo you were man napped

by Mine & yours March 24, 2021

Nipple Nap

A Big Ass MeganPlays Simp.

Dicky: Why Do You Simp For MeganPlays?
Joe: Because I'm a Nipple Nap

by BaconBlue January 27, 2023