Mya

A psychotic little lady. Very short. Very aggressive. She likes to cuddle but nobody wants to cuddle with her because they think she’s gonna kill them. Most of the time Mya’s will have resting bitch face. Eats a lot. Likes black coffee and floofy dogs. Only eats vanilla Oreos. Masturbates an unhealthy amount. But you know....they deserve love too. So go get yourself a Mya because they’ll probably buy you food or something

Boy 1: Hey bro, did you see how flat Mya is?

Boy 2: Who’s Mya?
Boy1: over there 👉

Boy 2: oh boy does she look bitchy. I would love to give her all of my love and affection and maybe buy her Taco Bell sometimes

by myawasnot-here- January 6, 2019

Mya

Mya is a very feisty little lady, very aggressive and hungry. She doesn’t like you unless you have a dog . She has resting bitch face but tends to fake smile so much that you might never know. She is a tad psychotic, but she will give you all of her love and affection and buy you food. So go get a Mya, because she’s always single and ready to mingle. Hmu son.

Chef 1: wow do u see that little bitchy thing in the corner over there
Babysitter 1: oh yeah that’s mya. She really likes green beans.

by myawasnot-here- January 6, 2019

Mya

Mya, usually a brunette with blue eyes and a hint of green and lives in a run-down house. She will do anything for her family even if it includes a fist fight; but don't worry she is very weak and there's a 100% chance you'll win, not her. She will either be your best friend or your nightmare (even tough there's nothing to be scared of!). She will do anything to get attention like throw a ice cream at someone's head. She is really bossy and rude, she thinks she very pretty, smart, attractive, generous and really strong, but she's all the opposite! I give everyone advice not to hang around her because you'll be called 'Sluts'.

Person1: Hey is that Mya
Person2: Oh yeah, she thinks she's all that just like her cousin
Person1: Let's get outta here before she gives us nightmares!!

by Ricosuper9001 July 9, 2018

mya-louise

Mya-Louise is a beautiful, kind and heart warming person! She will make you smile and is extremely kind! But if you hurt her or the people she loves you will get your ass kicked so be careful what you say. She is very pretty and has very nice eyes and is very very very...sweet! We all need a Mya-Louise in our lifes.

Mya-Louise is really pretty.

by Lersoonsgshajahajajag January 20, 2019

Mya ortiz

This girl will act like they are nice at first and lead to you on. While you think they are loving, caring and the sweetest person ever but you are wrong. This person will turn at you because this person is a bitch. They are made 100% fake all the way from India. She can not help herself from taking other friends mans. She always goes fishing for some compliments to raise her self esteem that always is consistently being lowered every day. This persons form of energy comes thriving off of drama. Do not approach on of these fierce predators.

Omg Mya Ortiz is such a toxic bitch,

by Mya Ortiz February 16, 2019

Mya Parks

Mya is a big jerk who everyone should hate she is a bully and she is rude to everyone I hope that she moves into a hole and dies.

fuck Mya Parks she is a bitch

by what is up suker May 31, 2018

Mya

A stupid bitch

Wow Mya is a stupid bitch.

by Crackkkkkratttt December 28, 2019