filthy mermaid

The act of fucking a girl doggy-style bent over a toilet with her legs tied together. As you cum you dunk her head into the dirty toilet water.

Man, that bitch got a face full of corn chowder when I gave her the filthy mermaid last night.

by vonorimjob December 20, 2008

Therman Murman

Noun: One with Blonde Jew Fro. Possible obesity.

A person resembling the likeness of Therman Murman in BAD SANTA. One might have blonde, jew-fro attributes and qualities in their hair.

"Dan looks like Therman Murman."
"Your right, dude! His hair's like a blonde Jew."
"Totally."

by Hank Kaplan May 25, 2008

Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.

Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.

by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011

Mermaided

When a girl at the beach runs in the Ocean for a swim to avoid speaking to a guy approaching her.

That chick totally Mermaided you man!

by AJDressen August 14, 2019

little mermaid whore

when having sex with a women, having her legs flopping all over the place resembling a fish out of water

Tracy: Dude, little mermaid whore is the best thing since sliced bread.

Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.

Tracy: Dude, trust me.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

mermaid

A fish with the upper body of a female porn star.

Hey, you've got a dark spot on your trunks. What's up with that?
That mermaid just blew me a kiss while I was surfing.

by Mr. Vektor March 3, 2010

Mormacian

The language mormons speak.

Aaron spoke mormacian to Colin and Danny but they didn't understand what he was saying.

Aaron spoke mormacian at the mormatican.

by Mythmaker January 1, 2006