beef muffler

when a girls pussy is so streched and long it can fit over a mans head to be warn like a helmet, It will also smell like a dirty doop.

Hey mum come over here and beef muffler me

by Ben Dover1 September 6, 2006

Hotel Muffler

Using hotel towels to muffle your farts while shacked up in a hotel with a strange woman.

When you are in a hotel room with strange woman about to get blown but you need to fart. You go into the bathroom, grab all the towels, hold them up to your ass and fart. Hence a hotel muffler. She suspects nothing unless she uses one off the towels to clean the gizz off her face

by Chilltown37 September 24, 2006

Muffler

A cushy office seat designed to muffle your farts

Nobody can hear me farting in my cubical because I have a pretty good muffler.

by skidmarx88 May 4, 2011

cum muffler

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

by crapicarplips April 8, 2003

muffle

To toss a salad of a man or woman, while writing poetry

Me: Have you seen my pen?
Friend: Yeah, I used it last night when I took that waiter home and we muffled.

by Dirt Slagmolen September 29, 2008

muffle shuffle

The act of banging a woman.

Johnny: Yo, what happened on your date?
Me: I did the muffle shuffle with Margaret!

by Dick Prospersous December 16, 2010

cedric murley

a ginger who is funny and cute. he likes to use the word silly all the time and makes smiley faces like this :-). he also plays soccer. he can be a player but also really sweet. he needs to find his phone charger. he likes to go riding on ice. and dont worry he wont fall through and die. he recently got a big haircut.

I LOVE YOU CEDRIC MURLEY! <3

Thats so cedric murley :-)

by -anonymous211 January 23, 2011