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Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.
Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.
by Hamburgler 69 February 1, 2010
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Hunt the Munt

A game where a group of people (usually men) go out on the pull with the aim of kissing and/or taking home the ugliest person they can find. The person who gets the ugliest wins. Also called "Pork the Pig" and "Fuck the Frog"
Oh my god, Michael won Hunt the Munt last night - he took home an absolute skank
by RazzaMcAzza July 17, 2009
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Munt

A woman with a face like a wet kipper battered across a cheese grater
Nesbitts mam
by sam b May 8, 2003
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Munt

A very ugly guy with nice personality but looks like a car hit him
Girl 1:awww he's so sweet
Girl 2:he is a munt though
by randmness January 21, 2006
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munt

Moldy Cunt. A cunt that is so repulsive it makes your ones penis go soft.
As soon as I pulled down her pants,the first thing I smelled was her munt.
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tactical munt

Georgie made the mistake of going hard early and had to take a tactical munt as it was only 8pm and the party was just starting to warm up.
by iamnotanumber10 July 8, 2021
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Turbo Munt

the act of vomiting so violently it sounds similar to a cars turbo
guy 1- hey man what happened last night
guy 2- you chugged a bottle of vodka and proceeded to turbo munt across the floor
by true wozzie January 3, 2022
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