Mowing Lawns

A term used to describe when you stole money from your parents but laundering it by saying that you mowed lawns to earn the money. Mowing 60 lawns would be stealing 60 dollars.

Mom: How did you get 60 dollars to buy that game of yours?

Son: I'm mowing lawns to earn that money!

Son to friend: Yo, check this out, I mowed 60 lawns from my mom.

by LydiLauLillith April 22, 2024

Mow

verb/adj.

mellow, laid back , relaxed

He would go out every morining and mow in the sun.

by Tesivo August 5, 2007

Mow-job

Any yard work performed with the promise of oral sex as compensation

Joe: "How much did you earn doing yard work today son"
Billy: "Only $20, but I was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street."
Joe: "Ah, nothing like the summer mow-job"

by samweis August 25, 2011

mow-chow

Verb, meaning to eat quickly or in large proportions

Emily was about mow-chow the entire pizza as if she hadn't eaten in days.

by KevieKev January 25, 2011

whack n' mow

Spanking the skank thermometer whilst shaving your girls bush

Me and the lady be having a whack n' mow tonight at the tasty freeze.

by QTIP-YOUR-GURL May 4, 2017

Mow previous

Something or someone who is being lame, weird or not cool.

“That test in math was so mow previous, I didn’t understand anything on it!”

by Wickedwitch18 February 17, 2025

mow club

a group of people who are badass and you shouldn’t fuck with

damn don’t fuck with the mow club!

by lalalalaladaddy January 28, 2021