senior moustache

a moustache. coming from the french.
refered to as a cool person. very unique. seen as weird sometimes. head charge. kind. generous. and someone people want to be around all the time. doesn't really express their feelings and pretends that everything is fine. keeps everything to themselves. can be a mystery at times.

The Senior Moustache from the town was always crowded with people.

by Youlie Udest May 21, 2008

Bloody Moustache

When one receives a bloody lining around their lips, particularly the upper lip, as a result of performing oral sex on a woman while she is menstruating.

I wish my girlfriend would get off her fucking period. She keeps giving me bloody moustaches and I don't appreciate it one bit!!!

by Lindley! May 18, 2009

mooey moustache

A physical attack on a person involving the assailant presoaking a finger in his\her own anal sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.

The anal sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. Plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.

by krisMedicine April 20, 2010

moustache ride

When one trims the top of their moustache, much like riding the razor on top of the moustache

To get that defined look, I had to ride my moustache.

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

Mouthstache

A mustache that contains visible particles of food and/or drops of liquid

"Judging by Bertrand's mustache, he ate potatoes this noon at luncheon." - Arthur

"Oh, my fine fellow; that is known as a mouthstache." - Percival.

by WLZRS September 24, 2011

mouthchunk

A word that is long, verbose, wordy. See also: the entire German language.

The difference between biology and astronomy is that biology uses mouthchunks like "deoxyribonucleic acid" to describe nature, while astronomy uses plain and simple language like "black hole" or "red sun."

by Frontier Psychiatrist 24601 October 28, 2014

Moustache Runway

The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.

Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.

by blondestache May 22, 2015