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mouth full of cornchips

This term is used for unfortunate people with terrible teeth..
Often used on Hillbillies with yellow and bad teeth and accompanying cheesey breath.
Alan- "How was your date the other night buddy?"

Tim- " It was OK until she opened her gob, she had a mouth full of cornchips in there and it was a hideous sight."

mouth fight

When flavors compete for dominance in your mouth, resulting in an awkward taste that is not pleasant.
So, I ate sushi, then a cookie. Raw fish and chocolate chips do not go well together. Mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.
mouth fight by ChuckChaser69 August 14, 2011

mouth game

Mouth game is the measurement by which a girls ability to suck Dick is determined.
"I would've dumped her sooner, but her mouth game was fucking amazing."
mouth game by Phreshside April 7, 2017

mouth aids 

Also known as Dickinson syndrome. Started when Robert Dickinson, a 17 year old student, had oral sex with a dead otter. Since, it has developed into an international epidemic, after Dickinson began preying on drunken girls, going as low as 15 year olds!!!! It affects the mouth, causing excessive drooling, hairy tounge, and a constant taste of cinnamon. It also, slowly erodes the tongue, and can lead to constipation and the shits will follow.
Drunk girl: Yo shizzle, i just got off with a guy who tasted like cinnamon.

Friend: Holy shit, that's Dicky, U've got the mouth aids!!!!
mouth aids by LJK January 6, 2008

Mouth Fart 

Foul smelling burp.

Another word for a burp.
After eating lots of chips and salsa, I ripped a wicked nasty mouth fart.
Mouth Fart by Sprankasaurus December 27, 2009

mouth blast 

when a girl orally stimulates your genitals vigorously
If I was a girl I would totally mouth blast him.
mouth blast by eclipsed43 April 26, 2010