mona lisa

A painting in the Louvre.

Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday

Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?

Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.

by Bladebond March 5, 2007

manka

A man-whore from the Welsh valleys that sleeps with anything that moves. Will do this under the influence of drugs or extreme amounts of alcohol.

You shagged 21 women in one week? You're such a Manka!

by Rhian- September 4, 2006

mönkae

mmmm mönkae mmm yes mönkae mönkae good mönkae big mönkae mmmmm yes mmm

mönkae

by monkaeluvr69 October 16, 2019

monkaLaugh

When xQc plays GTA RP again and rp frogs start to crawl out of the dark.

xQc: We're gonna play some rp.
Chat: monkaLaugh arpee?

*gets banned for using the emote how it's supposed to be used because mods are stans*

by Tab$ August 19, 2021

mockasian

a white person (caucasian) who thinks they're asian

That friggin mockasian threatened to poke my eyes out with his chopsticks.

by LaLa-artpd4 December 28, 2005

mona

mona is a bad bitch who is extremly gorgeous 😍 she is really hot and cool

that girl is a bad bitch she’s a total MONA

by jaime12w November 17, 2017

arabian monacle

is arabian sunglasses given by a man with one said testicle.

After a tragic speluniking incidint he was only able to give his woman an an arabian monacle, you assclown.

by cindy assclown January 14, 2008