E Monaco

Function: verb
Etymology: Sim Racing
1. In online sim-racing; a rare condition whereby a driver with an imperfect connection to the server, losing all upstream traffic from the server but continuing to receive race data FROM the server, proceeds to get wrecked into the wall with serious force by other driver(s) who cannot see his/her car. See also Reverse Monaco.
2. Said driver may, at his or her discretion, flame and or otherwise "go off" on other drivers for supposedly "wrecking him", while blatantly ignoring the facts at hand. Such a driver may be said to be "going all E Monaco on everyone on Teamspeak".

DUDE!!! In my Texas race earlier this guy straight E Monaco'd himself something fierce, and then flipped out because he thought everybody wrecked him.

by Bill Lang September 13, 2008

Montrose, PA

A quiet little town with cute little shops and a low crime rate. People complain about what Montrose has to offer, but never mention the fact it is conveniently located 20 minutes from Binghamton, New York and 30 minutes from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Montrose is a great place to raise a family. It is a secure, safe town with friendly people and barely any traffic. Montrose has low pollution rates, trails to bike or hike, lakes, a great outdoors scene in general, and many little festivals like the Blueberry Festival and the Chocolate and Wine festival. The only downfall of Montrose are the young haters who think they belong in Cali ( more like Jersey). If they don't like Montrose, then leave. Surprise surprise, they can't, because they wasted their highschool education getting drunk, getting high, getting abortions, and writing bunk rhymes. Or, they are just plan lazy.

Montrose, PA is the perfect place to raise a family. It is nestled inbetween two cities, and people who work hard either towards a satisfying career or towards an education can find jobs in areas with a low cost of living. Montrose has a lot to offer if you have a little imagination and a little bit of energy.

Overall, Montrose is a nice town with nice people, but everywhere you go you will run into the occasionally "my life sucks because of Montrose, not because I'm a loser."

(i.e the previous definition about Montrose was written by one of these haters who probably can't remember the last time they read a book)

by TheTruthMatters January 10, 2011

Motarola

When a male shaves his bikini line, then styles the rest with hair gel!

John had a Motarola in preparation for his hot date with Stacey

by HotPixie March 12, 2008

Monatophobia

Fear of Dying Alone

I have monatophobia because I have lost touch with my friends and family.

by RestiveSole267 January 23, 2018

Monroe

A creepy night crawler who likes to sit at the edge of your bed and watch you sleep, can’t handle their alcohol, and likes to whip out their pp unsolicitedly. The look in a Monroe’s eyes will give you night terrors for weeks and you will need spiritual healing afterwards.

I feel like Clay was watching me in my sleep, he’s such a Monroe…

by Dojakitten March 9, 2022

Marylin Monroe

1) A sweet country girl who had to have been a good actress to look that vapid.
2) A product of the 50s designed by hollywood to make white men work really hard to help the economy.
3) a woman who was the prototype american boat whore.

Marylin Monroe had sex with Little Richard.

by anonymous March 5, 2005

Marilyn Monroe

whom every white girl thinks she is

Girl: "Does this make me look enough like Marilyn Monroe?"

by dj mbm July 6, 2008