Molands Burn

1) A weak ass burn

2) A weak attempt to perpetrate a "yo momma" joke on another person resulting in no laughs

3) To embarrass oneself by making a poor joke

-Josh "Man, my dick hurts"
-Jeffery "That what's your mama said after I banged her last night"
-Josh "Oh snap you just totally Molands burned me."

by Bobbaluga May 16, 2011

molan

A rather new word that is used to offend mostly guys
it usually means that
1.there ugly munterswho cant get a girl
2.there a shitshag
3.or there gay ass fagsthat need to get a life
or u can use it as the word molan`d or mol`ed wich means
he got turned down or dumped

hey did you hear about that girls boyfiend hese such a molan

i cant elieve that molan is going out with her

fuck of you molan

ha ha ha that boy just got molan`d

by tight ass bitch May 2, 2006

molian

1. an alliance.
2. the convergence of similar thought
3. The ALLIANCE

1. Ryan, Ben and Vincent formed a molian.
2. MOLIAN took on the pathetic forces of Parsippany and Montville

by Benjamin Vuong October 16, 2003

Molarean

A small growth on a mans penis that increases sexual arousal with certain breeds of animals.

"His Molarean gave him extended pleasure and way to a new lifestyle..as well as a new found love for the farm."

by Emp May 9, 2005

Moleander

An abbreviation for Matt Oleander, a character on Degrassi: The Next Generation where he is a teacher assistant. He can often be found at bars or taking advantage of blonde underage girls. He lives in a crummy apartment and is often bugged by his ex-girlfriend, Charli.

"Stop trying to PROVOKE me," said Moleander.

by Amy the great April 10, 2005

Mollart

A sneaky underhanded act, perpetrated by someone to undermine another, when a quick word to the victim would have got the job done. Mollarting can often result in offence being taken by the person being Mollarted, and an atmosphere of tension being created.

He went the wrong way about getting that done, he's only gone and done a Mollart!!

by Hixxx March 13, 2009

Molar Flambet

A most painful way to die, consisting of:

- An open mouth
- Two parts Vodka
- A lighter

You know what a molar flambet is, don't you Jack? I've heard they're quite delicious.

by The Mysterious Mr. z October 29, 2009