molesterbate

1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.

2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.

1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"

2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."

by longduckdong August 5, 2014

Ur Ancestor A Molestor

The orginal comeback, once thought to be lost in translation. Causes the univers to cease existing.

Timmy: Hey Jimmy guess what?
Jimmy:What?
Timmy:Ur Ancestor A Molestor.
(The universe ceases to exist as Timmy recreates it in his own image)

by I’mgaylol March 24, 2018

Bike Molester

BMX riders...they do crazy ass stunts on their bikes and it looks like they're killing the damn thing.

Fruitbooter: Yo woodpusher, get the hell out the way.
Woodpusher: Naw dude tell the fkn bike molester to quit cuttin me off!
Bike Molester: This is fkn wicked!!
Fruitbooter: Get the fck out the way, you fkn bike molester!!!

by tom--> e August 28, 2007

molesturbation

masturbating when you dont really want to

molesturbation

by mr.malfunction November 29, 2009

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

molesterbating

molesting yourself or someone else while masturbating

1) dude george is molesterbating trae
2) trae molsterbates himself too much

by piznitch November 6, 2003

cat molestor

A term for someone who molests cats. Nothing else will do, it must be feline or it won't get molested.

Girl: Hey, put my pussy down, you fucking cat molestor.
CM: No fucking way, I've only just started.

by stu-rob-billy-bob October 26, 2006